Hotuna mai ban sha'awa na hotuna daga rayuwar yau da kullum na shugaban kasar mafi girma a duniya.
A yayin da yake yin amfani da iko da shugaban kasar Rasha, Vladimir Putin, banda alkawarinsa, "girmama da kare 'yanci da' yanci na mutum da ɗan adam, don kiyayewa da kare Tsarin Mulki na Rasha, don kare ikon da 'yancin kai, tsaro da mutunci na jihar, da aminci ga jama'ar", da wallafa dokoki da umarni, a tarurruka daban-daban. A ina ne kawai ba dole ba ne don dubawa, cika aikin da ake gudanarwa a jihar ...
1. A mashin.
2. Kamar dai bai kalli kyamarar ba, amma akan iPhone kanta.
3. Abin farin ciki, yana yiwuwa ba kawai don dubawa ba, amma har ma a riƙe hannuwanku.
4. A cikin tunani, zaku iya samun abubuwa da yawa masu ban sha'awa.
5. Ya yi ƙoƙari kada ya dubi gidan kayan gargajiya wanda yake nunawa a wurin nuni da aka ba Anton Chekhov.
6. Putin ya dubi Sun, kuma Sun ya dube shi.
7. Kuma ya faru ...
8. Menene aka rubuta a can?
9. Putin yana duban jerin abinci na gida.
10. Macijin gida yana wakilta a matsayin layi.
11. ... kazalika da iri-iri iri iri iri iri. Sai kawai ta hanyar faɗin fuskar Putin ba za a iya cewa yana farin ciki ba.
12. Putin yana kallon helikopta a matsayin mabubbura a hannun shugaban Jamus Jamus Angela Merkel.
13. Putin yana duban gymnast.
14. Putin yana duban kayan aikin mai. Ginin man fetur don tururuwa.
15. Putin yana duban littafin.
16. V. inspects abin hawa.
17. Putin ya binciki motar.
18. Ya Ubangiji! Yana da ni, Putin.
19. Putin ya dubi masu kare lafiyar na gaba.
20. V. dubi damisa.
21. Leopard mai sanyi.
22. Putin yana kallon wannan doki kamar yadda yake daga underworld.
23. Putin ya dubi kullin halittar da aka halicce shi a duniyar duniyar da zai iya cin nasara da shi a wasan da ya yi nasara.
24. Putin yana kallon magungunan polar, wanda ya san cewa bai kashe kawai ba.
25. Firaministan kasar Putin ya bayyana cewa, "Hmm .. Me zan iya yi da shi?"
26. Putin ya dubi ta taga ta helicopter. "Hey, kina tsalle, a sama ..."
27. Putin ya dubi "babban apple", yana tunanin: "Ƙari!". Yana da wargi. Ba New York ba ne.
28. Putin yana duban jaririn.
29. Putin ya dubi jariri.
30. Putin yana kallon zane marasa zane na yara.
31. Yau. dubi kayan aiki masu tasiri na hukumomin tilasta doka.
32. - Kuma menene za mu yi gobe, Vladimir Vladimirovich?
- Cin duniya.